Idiots doth runneth amok...
It's amazing what we, as the human race, can do.
Some dude walked on the moon 36 years ago, and a bunch of other guys have done it since.
Someone created the Internet.
And someone, somewhere, has carnal knowledge of Michelle Branch. See? Friggin' amazing what the human mind can do.
So it lands somewhere between disappointing and downright nauseating to see what happens when you add a little bit of snow into the mix. The average IQ drops about 80 points, and since this is a state that elected Bush with more than 60% of the vote, I'm not sure a lot of these people really had 80 points to mess around with anyway.
Roads designed for 35 miles per hour... people are putting a decimal in between the numbers and taking half an hour to get across an intersection. Other people, on the other side of the spectrum, have decided now is as good a time to die as any and add a zero to end of the number and go from L.A. to New York in 23 minutes... or they would have if minute 13 hadn't included hitting some black ice and going off a cliff at 350 miles an hour.
The worst, though, is the parking. All it takes is one snowstorm to understand why whoever invented the lines that go on parking lots should have more money than Bill Gates and the rest of Microsoft's executive board combined. I swear people meet in lobbies and scheme this crap up... "Since there's snow on the ground, let's see if we can draw a picture with our cars in the parking lot!"
Probbaly not, but you never know. I can't find any other semi-logical explanation for some of the directions these people are parked. There's a car parked in the parking lot? Sweet! Let's see if I can park next to him -- at a flippin' 90 degree angle, with my bumper as close to his driver's side door handle as possible!!
Idiots, one and all. And sadly, I'm kinda thinking it will be the same no matter where I live. Oh well.
Some dude walked on the moon 36 years ago, and a bunch of other guys have done it since.
Someone created the Internet.
And someone, somewhere, has carnal knowledge of Michelle Branch. See? Friggin' amazing what the human mind can do.
So it lands somewhere between disappointing and downright nauseating to see what happens when you add a little bit of snow into the mix. The average IQ drops about 80 points, and since this is a state that elected Bush with more than 60% of the vote, I'm not sure a lot of these people really had 80 points to mess around with anyway.
Roads designed for 35 miles per hour... people are putting a decimal in between the numbers and taking half an hour to get across an intersection. Other people, on the other side of the spectrum, have decided now is as good a time to die as any and add a zero to end of the number and go from L.A. to New York in 23 minutes... or they would have if minute 13 hadn't included hitting some black ice and going off a cliff at 350 miles an hour.
The worst, though, is the parking. All it takes is one snowstorm to understand why whoever invented the lines that go on parking lots should have more money than Bill Gates and the rest of Microsoft's executive board combined. I swear people meet in lobbies and scheme this crap up... "Since there's snow on the ground, let's see if we can draw a picture with our cars in the parking lot!"
Probbaly not, but you never know. I can't find any other semi-logical explanation for some of the directions these people are parked. There's a car parked in the parking lot? Sweet! Let's see if I can park next to him -- at a flippin' 90 degree angle, with my bumper as close to his driver's side door handle as possible!!
Idiots, one and all. And sadly, I'm kinda thinking it will be the same no matter where I live. Oh well.
posted by Mitch at 1:46 AM
1 Comments:
Same as in more idiots? Yes.
Same as in idiots in snow? No.
Living in California I haven't seen snow since 1989. Stupid people in cars however are still pretty common. Fuckers.
-Mike
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